Seriously guys… We know you are only trying to help but trust me when I say, you’re not!
WOW! Thank you for your advice Doris! I will stop scratching straight away! Who’d have thought it was that easy hey! If only we’d all been told sooner, we’d have saved ourselves from so much suffering! What are we like!!! *Rolls eyes*
Oh really!? Are we!? Aren’t we a silly lot…. Slap our wrists!!! (Except, don’t do that as that may trigger a scratching fit… yes! We know… WE MUSTN’T SCRATCH)
YES! It is extremely contagious so you ought to stay the hell away! Like seriously, just talking to me means you may be able to catch it so better not breath another word in my direction! (There’s one way to get rid of morons)
Aaaaaand the award for ‘BEING ABLE TO STATE THE OBVIOUS’ goes toooo….. YOU! *Claps* What an achievement!…
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